*shuffles into spotlight, taps microphone*

Erm, well, I think this is how you manage your journal...but I'm not quite sure. Apparently, since I'd love to further my assimilation into deviantart, I'd like to become familiar with all aspects of this delightful website and all the personal doohickeys that go along with it. So, If this is indeed my first journal entry than I guess I should say something meaningful, important, and subtly hinting towards my inner character.........BUT since I'm not exactly sure this whatcha-ma-call-it is even going to work I shall keep this paragraph brief and too the point but still secretly and subltly pertaining to my utterly complex and unique personalility through wittly symbolisms, unecesarily complex analogies, and my utter incapability to properly spell big words. So, without further ado, here is my life in paragraph form.

I was born.
Sixteen years later I got a subscription to DeviantArt.
I am currently posting stuff.
Huzzah.

Well, that basically covers the knitty gritty. I'm probably just going to summerize events from here on in to prevent things from getting too lengthy. Tah tah whoever the Hell reads these things.